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Reality Check
If I ever get to be with a girl so perfect like her. I will be so fucking happy. But. Reality check. If…..
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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The struggle of scrolling down the page laughing at the posts…. and there’s more posts … and you don’t want to lose your place cuz you would have to scroll forever to get where you were
When bursting out of a pool..
Expectations:
Reality
Lololololol
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im slowly unlearning how to english
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Reblog if you have a dirty mind
69% of people are too embarrassed to reblog this
69?
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I’m done with you. You chose to leave me, and I let it happen. Sure it may be on my part for letting it happen, but you left me. I’m done trying to get back with you, trying to figure out if I have the balls to send that text to you. No… I have the balls to move the fuck on with my life and go with Jessica. Instead I was stuck in the past thinking about the past I had with you. Jessica is the one I’m falling for, she may not know it, but someday, soon, she’ll know. Maybe she will like me back, and you will only be a stroll down memory lane. I wanna say, good luck with life without me. Cuz I’m pretty sure I’m not coming back. You can come back to me. But I won’t be taking you back. You’ll just have to settle with the “just friends” title like all the other ex’s.
